所有人的心情也隨著這視頻跌宕起伏！
                
            
            

            
                    
                簡(jiǎn)直震驚我媽一百年！
                
            
            

            
                    
                要知道，華夏的駐月基地一直都在云團(tuán)的籠罩下，衛(wèi)星根本拍不到具體情況！
                
            
            

            
                    
                知道華夏在鼓搗什么的只是極少數(shù)而已！
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南的一條視頻直接把華夏駐月基地的內(nèi)部情況給揭露出來了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                眼睛差點(diǎn)沒給他們亮瞎掉！
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(*口*?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                這才距離南神登月過去多久？華夏已經(jīng)在月球上建造出一座可供人類生存的城市了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                再一對(duì)比各國(guó)駐月基地，那就好比是豪華別墅跟窩棚小破屋的差別?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)?“啊啊啊～這就是華夏速度，壯哉我大華夏！真的做到了??！月球移民？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?～?)?“我就想知道，銀月之城里的房?jī)r(jià)貴么？多少錢一平？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (￢_￢)“南神這么牛批的人物才給住二環(huán)，你說貴不貴？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ′?w?)？“額…那一環(huán)不是給樹住了么？話說南神為什么可以不用裝備在月表生存？你們看他頭頂光環(huán)，這貨果然已經(jīng)成神了??！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                視頻中，江南一屁股就坐在了山頂，悠閑的晃悠著自己的小jiojio，臉上笑容燦爛！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ??? ? ??)“想必大家也都看到了，我完全適應(yīng)了月球的太空環(huán)境，不必依賴宇航服生存！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “體內(nèi)自成循環(huán)，并不是因?yàn)槲規(guī)洑獾拿纨?，超?qiáng)的實(shí)力，放浪不羈的內(nèi)心，而是因?yàn)椤?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                看視頻的人們都快瘋了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                因?yàn)樯栋?？你踏馬倒是說啊？別在這里水視頻了好不好？
                
            
            

            
                    
                還能再自戀一點(diǎn)不??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南指了指頭頂光環(huán)：“是因?yàn)槲页粤送猛滤幫?，獲得了主角光環(huán)！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人都是一副見了鬼的表情！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*???)欸？
                
            
            

            
                    
                那不是神仙特有的神格頭飾之類的么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                神踏馬主角光環(huán)?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                這玩意是吃藥丸就可以獲得的么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神之所以這么牛批就是因?yàn)橹鹘枪猸h(huán)？
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南從兜里掏出一只兔吐藥丸舉在手邊，露出職業(yè)性的微笑！
                
            
            

            
                    
                o?(???w???)“這兔吐藥丸是我華夏累廢一筐科學(xué)家，采集128種靈珍中草藥潛心研制而成！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只需吃一顆，就可以獲得適應(yīng)太空環(huán)境的能力，不再受宇航服的制約，吃一顆管三天！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “目前已經(jīng)實(shí)現(xiàn)了量產(chǎn)，可滿足跟獨(dú)眼種的戰(zhàn)斗需求！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我知道各家急需此藥，于是我江南不顧上方阻止，做出了個(gè)違背祖宗的決定，將此藥出售！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “一顆只賣100萬！好吃不貴！價(jià)格實(shí)惠！概不包退！數(shù)量有限！售完為止！欲購(gòu)從速哦！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這話一出，看視頻的人們一口老血差點(diǎn)沒直接噴手機(jī)屏上啊！
                
            
            

            
                    
                尼瑪！
                
            
            

            
                    
                還以為南神要宣布什么重要的消息??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                結(jié)果你特喵真是來打廣告的??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                現(xiàn)在的你像極了那些電視上廣告里那些個(gè)賣假藥的大濕磚家啊！
                
            
            

            
                    
                打個(gè)廣告而已，要不要搞的這么轟動(dòng)啊靠！
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而各國(guó)高層都罵瘋了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                你偷宇航服是特喵為了維持個(gè)屁的局勢(shì)穩(wěn)定??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                分明是想要我們沒宇航服用，面對(duì)獨(dú)眼種的威脅，只能花重金買你的藥丸吃?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                這生意做的都筍到家了好么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南聳肩：╮(???～???)╭“我知道，肯定你們看到這里肯定有人在罵了，說我江南不是人，大發(fā)戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)財(cái)！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “借口維持穩(wěn)定局勢(shì)劫宇航服，實(shí)際上是想要賣藥丸子掙小錢錢！！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人一陣咬牙切齒，你還知道？
                
            
            

            
                    
                這廝還會(huì)預(yù)判的么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而江南卻面色一冷！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?￣? _ ￣?)“但你們要搞清楚！這兔吐藥丸本就是我華夏開發(fā)出來的，完全可以藏著掖著，自己用！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這兔吐藥丸的作用將會(huì)在戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)中給華夏帶來無與倫比的優(yōu)勢(shì)！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “但我還是選擇拿出來賣給各家，讓所有人都使用的機(jī)會(huì)！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我掙點(diǎn)小錢錢怎么了？我華夏制作藥丸不需要成本的？就非得白給？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這句話出，不少人都跟著沉默了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                的確，如果華夏選擇不把這藥丸分享出來，而是選擇自用，那獲得的優(yōu)勢(shì)不是一般的大！
                
            
            

            
                    
                選擇拿出來，就已經(jīng)夠仗義的了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南接著道：“事實(shí)證明，宇航服并不好用，高強(qiáng)度的戰(zhàn)斗中，打著打著就破了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “而戰(zhàn)斗中宇航服破損就意味著死亡！不管大家是哪一方的，之前什么仇什么怨！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我只是不想人類在跟獨(dú)眼種戰(zhàn)斗的時(shí)候，吃環(huán)境上的虧！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哪怕是死！也應(yīng)該死在跟獨(dú)眼種的拼殺上，而不是死于高溫寒冷！死于失壓窒息！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻，所有人的心都跟著一沉！
                
            
            

            
                    
                是啊，是要跟獨(dú)眼種在月球上戰(zhàn)斗的啊，對(duì)此鵝國(guó)的暴風(fēng)雪部隊(duì)可能最有感觸了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                跟兔吐藥丸一比，這宇航服就是辣雞！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南接著道：(???口??)?“一件宇航服造價(jià)三千多萬，設(shè)備維護(hù)的錢還不算！我這兔吐藥丸要一百萬一顆還貴??？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “造一件宇航服的錢夠你們買多少顆兔吐藥丸的了？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “當(dāng)然，你們非要說我搶宇航服是為了逼你們買藥丸子也可以！你們可以不買！黎明前來銀月之城，我把衣服還你們！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就穿著宇航服跟獨(dú)眼種掐去吧，不把自己手底下的人當(dāng)命，我還跟著操個(gè)屁的心？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                各國(guó)高層嘴角一抽！
                
            
            

            
                    
                別人家都用主角光環(huán)了，自己家的戰(zhàn)士還用宇航服，這樣一來豈不是寒了手下們的心？
                
            
            

            
                    
                但如果真買江南的藥丸子，就意味著向華夏低頭了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                變相的認(rèn)可了華夏的主導(dǎo)地位！
                
            
            

            
                    
                最讓人束手無策的是，江南說的話句句在理，讓人挑不出任何的毛?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                給人一種這錢就是我江南該掙的感覺！
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且更是放出這種可以不買，還宇航服的這種話！
                
            
            

            
                    
                更加佐證了江南劫宇航服并不是想打壓各家，而是真心想穩(wěn)定局勢(shì)的意愿！
                
            
            

            
                    
                現(xiàn)在就連挑華夏的毛病都挑不出來了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                一條廣告視頻，直接讓原本被千夫所指的華夏變成了恩賜，給予的一方！
                
            
            

            
                    
                國(guó)際形象也隨之變得高大起來，實(shí)際上也確實(shí)如此！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南認(rèn)為自己做的沒毛?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                自己完全可以掐著宇航服不給，逼著各國(guó)買兔吐藥丸！
                
            
            

            
                    
                往死了要價(jià)！除了鵝國(guó)有退路以外，其余各國(guó)就算是要的再貴，為了對(duì)抗獨(dú)眼種，也得掏錢買！
                
            
            

            
                    
                但江南沒有！
                
            
            

            
                    
                對(duì)于國(guó)家機(jī)器來說，一百萬一顆真的不算貴！
                
            
            

            
                    
                每年在軍備上的開銷都是以萬億計(jì)的！
                
            
            

            
                    
                近防炮開火一分鐘能打出去上千萬價(jià)值的子彈！
                
            
            

            
                    
                視頻最后，江南咧嘴一笑！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (σ ?° ?? ?°)σ“一小時(shí)后，南神地?cái)倢⒃阢y月之城外開攤，無論是想買兔吐藥丸的，還是想領(lǐng)宇航服的，都可以過來！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “來的記得帶好小錢錢，銀月之城5Gwifi全覆蓋，支持轉(zhuǎn)賬！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “當(dāng)然，也不止有兔吐藥丸買，還有些其他寶貝，可助諸位備戰(zhàn)獨(dú)眼種！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啊呀～倒是忘了，你們沒有宇航服，過來好像還挺難的…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻，各國(guó)高層已經(jīng)開始磨牙了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                妹有你這么氣人的啊，你以為我們沒有宇航服是因?yàn)檎l？
                
            
            

            
                    
                還特喵不是全讓你給偷去了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                喵了個(gè)咪的！
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南神色一正！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?*?(? ?? ?? ???)?*?“南神地?cái)?！支持網(wǎng)上下單！全月球包郵！足不出戶便讓大家享受到送貨上門的服務(wù)！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “南神外賣，送啥都快！啊對(duì)了～郵費(fèi)自理嗷！就醬～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                視頻結(jié)尾，是一張賬戶的收款二維碼！
                
            
            

            
                    
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                這一刻，先驅(qū)者學(xué)院里的所有學(xué)員都傻了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “神特喵全月球包郵啊，南神這也算是把地?cái)偨o擺月球上去了??！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只不過這一次的顧客是各大強(qiáng)國(guó)啊，地?cái)倲[到南神這種程度，也算是巔峰了啊！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “好好的個(gè)空間系異能，到底讓南神給用來送快遞了？敗家玩意！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                帖子下方，評(píng)論徹底刷瘋了，十幾萬十幾萬那么漲！
                
            
            

            
                    
                搞得服務(wù)器都懶得統(tǒng)計(jì)了，直接用∞+來表示了??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                各國(guó)高層那叫一個(gè)藍(lán)瘦?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                買不買？不買跟獨(dú)眼種打吃虧，要是買了，那可就真讓江南賺的盆滿缽滿了??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且要買就得多買，要為之后的戰(zhàn)斗做出充足的儲(chǔ)備！
                
            
            

            
                    
                防止斷供什么的，那可不是萬八千顆就能搞定的??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                很快下方就有了官方評(píng)論！
                
            
            

            
                    
                鵝國(guó)官方：@南神！郵費(fèi)…貴么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一問，直接問到了各國(guó)心坎兒上了…
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南很快就做出了回復(fù)！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “月球上就我一家全球包郵的，世界最強(qiáng)鉆，親自送貨上門！至于郵費(fèi)～桀桀桀～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                |$??(?? ?° ?? ?°??)??$??|“你說捏？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鵝國(guó)官方：(??w?? ?)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                指定特喵貴的要死啊！
                
            
            

            
                    
                說不定比貨都要貴，被狠狠的宰一波??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                雖說包郵，這誰敢用??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                心情好了送貨上門，心情不好送貨上！
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒有門！因?yàn)殚T都得樣他給拆了吧？
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南可是出了名的地圖編輯器，躲都來不及，還花錢請(qǐng)他上門送貨？
                
            
            

            
                    
                家不要了?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                然而下方很快又多了條評(píng)論！
                
            
            

            
                    
                不夜城緋紅女王：(o???～???)“月球包郵是吧？不知道你藍(lán)星包不包郵！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “10億已打到你賬上！現(xiàn)在立刻馬上把兔吐藥丸親手給我送到不夜城！我親自收貨！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自彌夜的怨氣值+1007！]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自彌夜…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南看到這條評(píng)論，還有已經(jīng)到自己黑金穹卡里的十億小錢錢！
                
            
            

            
                    
                整個(gè)人都抖成了筋膜槍！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?? ﹏ ?? )
                
            
            

            
                    
                這單生意我能不做么？要是真去了，哪里是送貨上門？
                
            
            

            
                    
                那是把自己送貨上門了吧？
                
            
            

            
                    
                去了我就回不來了??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                所以現(xiàn)在退錢還來得及么？