江南陷入了沉思之中！
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而夏瑤已經(jīng)快瘋了，自己后背這兩個橙子大小的大紅包究竟怎么搞啊喂！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?﹏?。)“雪雪！你快看看，能不能幫我把大紅包揉回去的？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪強忍著笑意，探手按在了夏瑤被拔腫了的大紅包上！
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而這一碰，夏瑤猛的瞪大了眼睛，淚水像是呲水槍一樣噴了出來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??o·(? ??????????? )?o·?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “呀?。?！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一聲高八度的尖叫響徹宿舍區(qū)，只見夏瑤就像是按了啟動按鈕的小火箭一樣跳了出去！
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個飛跳用狼爪掛在墻上，都疼哭了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?????口????? )“啊啊啊～疼死寶寶了！生孩子肯定都沒這個疼的啊，這被拔腫的大紅包還不能摸的么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而鐘映雪則是一臉怔怔的看著自己的手掌！
                
                    
                
            
            

            
                    
                (。? ??)?“這不光看起來像，就算是…唔～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完，鐘映雪的臉就紅了起來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤一陣磨牙：(*??～??)“小南！你要負責！把這兩個大紅包給我變沒！否則原本的兩個也不給你啦！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一個激靈，頓時就急了，那哪里能行？
                
            
            

            
                    
                連忙掏出小布丁給夏瑤：“要不你試試這個？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而這倆大紅包可不是小布丁就能卡掉的，根本不管用，變不沒！
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旦試圖要把大紅包變沒，就會有劇痛傳來，摸不得也碰不得！
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤都快急哭了：(???～???)“我不管！這個樣子也太奇怪了，肯定都沒人要了！你就說怎么辦吧！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鬼知道這個大紅包會一直存在多久??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連睡覺也得趴著睡了吧？
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南連忙安慰：( 。? ??)?“不怕不怕，沒人要我要的嗷，那啥！我這小火罐還有一個拔除模式！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “能隨機從身體里拔出點什么來，你要不試試？說不定還能把大紅包給拔下來捏？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤：！??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?皿°?)“我呸！打死我也不要用這個破東西啦！那萬一變成六個怎么辦？那還不就成了…成了…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪：(??????)“一套又一套？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南：(σ′???)σ “噗～哈哈哈！雪雪你學壞了嗷！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤的臉都紅爆了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)～(ヾ)“還笑！給雪雪也試下，她還沒拔的！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南的目光瞬間就盯了過去，鐘映雪的表情逐漸變得驚恐！
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即渾身燃起熊熊烈焰，捂著胸口一溜煙的跑出去老遠！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (￢?￢?)“還…還是不了，我不要雙倍的快樂，我有兩個就夠了的！噗～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤：?。。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                (???～??)?“臭雪雪！你還說！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘿嘿直笑：“那我找別人試試去！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間江南就消失在了房間里！
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤急了：(???)?“哎哎哎～你別走啊？渣南！我這倆大紅包怎么辦？你賠我！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙小心翼翼的套上衣服就追了出去，鐘映雪連忙跟上！
                
            
            

            
                    
                而此刻，夜鶯抱著文件剛好辦完事回來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                抬頭一看，就看到了夏瑤背上鼓起來的兩個大紅包，甚至把白色短袖都撐起來老高！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)“瑤瑤？你怎么縮水…嘶～鬼呀！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                誰知道再往上一看，看到的是夏瑤的后腦勺？
                
            
            

            
                    
                她整個頭都轉過去了么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                驚的夜鶯一聲驚叫，一屁股跌坐在地上，文件都灑了一地！
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤被叫聲吸引了注意，不禁回頭！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???～??)“夜鶯姐？怎么了？什么鬼？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯：？？？
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? ? ???)“什…什么情況？你后面為什么也有兩個？剛剛我還以為那是你的正面！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “抬頭一看結果是后腦勺，我以為你的頭扭到身后了呢！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪：(づ??ж??ど)“噗～不…我不行了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤一怔，當時就仰頭大哭起來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (;′?????`)“嗚哇～這可怎么辦吶！不看腦袋連正反面兒都分不清了啊？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己后背多了倆橫著的駝峰？不知道的還以為我是駱駝精的??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的夜鶯瞪大了眼睛，一個閃身竄到夏瑤跟前，前后看了看！
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后整個人如遭雷擊，不可置信的后退兩步靠在窗臺上！
                
            
            

            
                    
                "(o Д o*)“你…你竟然有四個，而我一個都沒有！老天爺！這也太不公平了吧？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “是不是把該給我全的都分給瑤瑤了??？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯直感覺的自尊心受到了嚴重的沖擊??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤滿臉崩潰：(??﹏?? ?)“這有什么好羨慕的？你要給你好了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯愕然：“這…這還可以給的么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤捂臉：(?)﹏(ヾ)“小南給我發(fā)的，你去找他要好了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯：?。?！
                
            
            

            
                    
                還能給發(fā)？江南還有這種本事的么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                記得之前江南給夏瑤做戰(zhàn)前動員的，嘶～
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見夜鶯的眼睛不禁亮了起來，我也想要兩個！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? ???)??
                
            
            

            
                    
                這不比天天吃小布丁方便多了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是她就把這個事情記在了心里，打算找個機會讓江南也給自己發(fā)兩個！
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的江南則是出現(xiàn)在了吳良的房間里！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的吳良正一臉認真的跟鐵牛妹妹發(fā)信息！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南悄無聲息的湊上前去偷看！
                
            
            

            
                    
                妙不可言：(???～??)“要打仗了吧？我好擔心你的哦，要小心，你受傷了我會心疼的！
                
            
            

            
                    
                無量天尊：( ?° (エ) ?°)?“放心！這場戰(zhàn)斗十拿九穩(wěn)！知道為什么不是十拿十穩(wěn)呢？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                妙不可言：(?>?<?)“為啥捏？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                無量天尊：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????(エ)???)??“因為少你一吻！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                妙不可言：[10"??]?
                
            
            

            
                    
                （呀哈哈～愛你寶貝！這就給你十個穩(wěn)！mua×10?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良點開語音，一臉幸福的表情！點擊按住說話，嘟起嘴唇就要mua回去！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (灬? 3?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南：?。?！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??w?? ?)“你小子也太會了吧？我要是有你這本事，估計現(xiàn)在娃娃都遍地跑了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良一個激靈，嘟著大嘴唇子驚恐的回頭望向江南！
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(??ε??|||)
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等說話，看著吳良那一副要親過來的架勢，驚的江南連忙掏出一只小火罐就懟在了吳良的嘴上！
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良：？？？
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即猛的左旋！觸發(fā)了拔除模式！
                
            
            

            
                    
                根據(jù)放置身體部位的不同，隨機拔出點什么！
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良瞪大了眼珠子，驚恐的看著吸在自己嘴上的小火罐！
                
            
            

            
                    
                我只說了要最后一吻！
                
            
            

            
                    
                可沒說要給嘴拔火罐啊靠！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一吻的吸力也太強勁了吧？吳良只感覺自己的靈魂都快要被提取出來了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                驚的吳良兩手抓著火罐，用力狂薅！
                
            
            

            
                    
                胳膊上肌肉青筋暴起，吃奶的力氣都用出來了，愣是沒薅下來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼睛大亮！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???ヮ??)??“果然是無法自拔?。俊?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良：(?????)唔呼呼！
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自吳良的怨氣值+666！]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘿嘿一笑：“別慌，做個實驗，我這就給你取下來！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的小火罐紅芒極盛，已經(jīng)完成了拔除工作！
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良體內的靈力跟等級都沒掉！
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見火罐頂部這次同樣也沒顯示星星，而是顯示了一個“言”字！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南愕然，這是什么意思？
                
            
            

            
                    
                這是把啥給拔出來了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                連忙給吳良取下小火罐，只聽“?！钡囊宦?！
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良一個屁墩子坐在床上，大口呼吸！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪大了眼珠子！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ???(????? ??)“噗～哈哈哈！是哥對不住你，不行了不行了，你打我好了！啊哈哈哈！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的江南都笑瘋了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見吳良最強一個殷紅色的火罐印，兩只嘴唇腫的像是香腸一樣，整個都鼓起來了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????? ?)?…
                
            
            

            
                    
                口水順著嘴角流出，成了肥嘟嘟的大嘴唇砸！
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良自己也感覺嘴唇子木木的，剛用手一抹，劇烈的疼痛感讓他打了個激靈！
                
            
            

            
                    
                張開了嘴巴想要大叫！
                
            
            

            
                    
                可愣是一點聲沒發(fā)出來，吳良懵了，急匆匆的爬起來想要說話！
                
            
            

            
                    
                但一句話也說不出來，仿佛失去了說話的功能！
                
            
            

            
                    
                急的吳良跟江南一陣比劃，原地直轉圈！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(|||???)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南也懵了：Σ(°Д°“你…你是說不出來話了么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良小雞啄米似的點頭！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南不禁聯(lián)想到了小火罐上的“言”字！
                
            
            

            
                    
                臥槽！
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛剛那一下，該不會是把吳良語言能力給拔出來了吧？
                
            
            

            
                    
                給他拔啞巴了？直接就沉默了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼睛大亮，尼瑪！
                
            
            

            
                    
                如果根據(jù)拔除身體部位的不同隨機拔出什么，這個拔出來的東西可以不是具象化的內容？
                
            
            

            
                    
                這個拔除模式可能要比斬星模式還要可怕！
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連語言功能都能給拔出來？那么其他幾識呢？技能呢？病痛呢？痔瘡，腦血栓啥的能拔出來不？
                
            
            

            
                    
                別忘了，作用介紹里可說小火罐是集治療跟攻擊于一體的??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                還能給別人沖進去？不限制對象？
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南越想越激動，臉上的笑容逐漸變形！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′????)呦吼吼吼～
                
            
            

            
                    
                如果真可以的話，這是有史以來最強安慰獎也說不定的?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                但一切都是自己的猜測，還有待驗證！
                
            
            

            
                    
                系統(tǒng)寶貝簡直棒呆了好嘛？
                
            
            

            
                    
                見吳良急的滿頭大汗，江南連忙把小火罐懟在吳良的嘴上，點了下言字！
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一瞬，言字消失，小火罐碎裂，又給吳良充了回去！
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(|||???)“哎臥槽！我不能說…欸？我又能說話了？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這啥火罐?。縿艃哼@么大的么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的吳良頂著個肥嘟嘟的香腸嘴，整個人還處于震驚之中！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南哈哈大笑：“你南哥妥了！這把可妥了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良黑著臉：(?????? ?)?“那啥？我能罵銀不？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘿嘿壞笑：(?????)“要不再來一罐兒？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的吳良狠狠的打了個激靈，拼了命的搖頭！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “最后一穩(wěn)已經(jīng)穩(wěn)了，就不用再穩(wěn)了，夠了夠了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南舔了舔嘴唇心潮澎湃：“好想再拔點兒什么啊！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                也就是從今天起，江南又多了個新小號！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江拔罐兒！