霍普滿臉懵的看著眼前一副剛睡醒模樣的江南！
                
            
            

            
                    
                又回頭看了眼大荒河，不禁滿眼懵批！
                
            
            

            
                    
                =????(?口? ????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至一度產(chǎn)生了濃濃的自我懷疑！
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛才還在老子的金庫里搶的正嗨，這…這就回來睡覺了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                有…有這么快的？
                
            
            

            
                    
                聽到霍普的動靜，山貓劉莽他們也紛紛出了大樓，一臉戒備的看向霍普！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南滿眼慍怒：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???～??)“老子睡個覺，你干嘛過來把我吵醒？不知道我有起床氣的么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我一般都是睡到不氣才起床，現(xiàn)在我很生氣，后果很嚴(yán)重！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你是挨崩沒夠兒吧你？”
                
                    
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南上來就是劈頭蓋臉一頓數(shù)落，都給霍普罵懵了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普急道：(???益??)?“你剛剛搶了老子的金庫，拿走了我所有的寶貝，還把我的河底基地給淹了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還說我稚嫩，你還有理了？老子…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??～??*)“你怕是有內(nèi)個大病吧？一會兒說我睡你老婆，一會兒說我搶你金庫！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “老子在家好好睡覺，什么時候搶你的錢了？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你找茬能不能換個靠譜點的理由？想死直說！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                旁邊的劉莽嘴角直抽！
                
            
            

            
                    
                還得是南神吶，那是真能演吶，要不是從一開始我就在了，參與到了你的搶劫計劃里，我還真就信了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                血小板在一旁狂掐自己大腿肉，強忍住不笑！
                
            
            

            
                    
                搶劫把別人搶懵了的，你怕是頭一份兒了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這下就連古呱跟娜扎都懵了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南說自己在家睡覺？不是他搶的？
                
            
            

            
                    
                那剛剛金庫里的那個…
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普怒道：“你看我像是在跟你開玩笑么？搶我的金庫還不承認？老子都親眼撞見了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “剛剛你還罵我來的呢，提起褲子你就不認人了？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南無語：“你是說剛剛有個江南去把你金庫搶了，還罵你了？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “身份都沒隱藏？然后你來找我，我又不認？老子搶都搶了，還有必要不認么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我有病??？嘖～懶得跟你解釋，給你三秒鐘，立刻消失在我面前！不然崩死你！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普一個激靈，轉(zhuǎn)念一想倒也是，都當(dāng)面搶了，如今對峙卻不認？這不多此一舉么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ益ˇ?)“你…你是說不是你搶的金庫？是另一個江南搶的？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南攤手：?( ?′～?｀)?“我從最開始就說了，不知道誰假扮成我的身份，到處惹事兒，給我拉仇恨！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普咬牙：“我不信！除非你給我檢查下異度空間！看看我的寶貝到底…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嗤笑一聲：(￢～￢)“喂喂喂！別搞錯了！你有跟我談條件的資格么你？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “愛踏馬信不信！關(guān)我屁事？趕緊滾蛋！星澄！星澄吶？別睡了！出來喝奶啦！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普又是一個哆嗦，剛想說話，就聽見遠山傳來一陣劇烈的爆鳴聲。
                
            
            

            
                    
                空間一陣膨脹，潰縮！
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普驚愕的看著那邊，那邊正是暴徒組織的方向！
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自暴徒的怨氣值+777！]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時，有個小弟急匆匆的跑了過來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (°口°?)“大哥！暴徒組織的金庫被神秘人給搶了，跑的可快，影子都沒抓到啊！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普震驚：“什么？暴徒也被…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南冷笑一聲：“估計又是江南搶的金庫吧？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普也咽了口唾沫，江南就在自己跟前的??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                怎么可能又跑去搶暴徒的金庫？
                
            
            

            
                    
                這…真有人假扮江南搞事，栽贓陷害?。课依掀乓彩悄莻€江南睡的？
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?益°?)“＊！究竟是誰扮的你？這擺明了想把老子當(dāng)槍使，已經(jīng)兩次了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南心中嘿嘿壞笑，信了！他信了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                可還是一副不耐煩的樣子：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶～︶*)“你問我，我哪里知道？你看哪家沒受損，哪家收益最大不就知道了？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這種事情一般不都是最大受益人有犯罪動機的么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普一怔，古呱急道：“老大！就萬象聯(lián)盟的金庫沒被搶，而且白天的時候，萬象聯(lián)盟最后一個出場！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我記得江南跟他們應(yīng)該沒啥沖突，可白天的時候森羅還是來了，會不會是他們…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普瞪眼，一拳就錘在了輪椅扶手上！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “干！這還用尋思？肯定是萬象聯(lián)盟搞的鬼??！想要借助江南之手，清除競爭對手么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哪怕不是，那王八蛋也有脫不了的干系??！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南：( ?????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                無形腦補，最為致命，我可什么都沒說嗷，是你自己猜到的！
                
            
            

            
                    
                劉莽眼角直抽！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這就是玩弄于股掌之中么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                以其人之道，還治其人之身啊，還特喵讓你把錢給掙了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神咋就這么會呢？
                
            
            

            
                    
                明明是老子當(dāng)著你面兒搶的，都實錘了，但老子就讓你認為不是我搶的？
                
            
            

            
                    
                這完全可以出一本《筍王兵法》了?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普雙眼噴火：(?益??)“踏馬的！老子這就找他們對峙去！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是推著輪椅就要往萬象聯(lián)盟那邊走，可剛推出去幾米，不禁身子一僵！
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己這半身不遂的樣子，去了不得被人家欺負死?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                于是不禁轉(zhuǎn)望向江南：“既然誤會都解開了，那我…我這病，你看能不能給我治治??？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的霍普滿眼希冀！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南淡淡道：( ?° ?? ?°)“倒也能治，一百億！給我一百億就給你治好了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此話一出，血小板劉莽他們都瞪大了眼珠子！
                
            
            

            
                    
                哇靠哇！
                
            
            

            
                    
                搶了人家的金庫還不夠勁兒！
                
            
            

            
                    
                轉(zhuǎn)頭又要了一百億的醫(yī)療費？
                
            
            

            
                    
                我本以為剛剛已經(jīng)夠筍，沒想到更筍的還在后頭呢?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                你可真刑啊你！
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普差點沒直接嗆死！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (っ °Д °;)っ“啥？一百億？你咋不弄死我呢你？老子金庫都被搶了！我哪兒來這么多錢？我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南攤手：╮( ??w?? )╭“是江南搶的金庫，跟我江南有什么關(guān)系？沒錢你想招兒去?。俊?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                “金庫被搶，你賬面應(yīng)該還有不少流水的吧？不想出錢也簡單，那就不治了唄！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普鋼牙緊咬：“能…能不能便宜點，打個折，八十億什么的？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南漫不經(jīng)心道：“便宜點也行，那我就給你換個??！把半身不遂換成中風(fēng)咋樣？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “雖然左手六右手七，兩條腿畫圈踢，但至少你能擁有快樂！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普滿臉驚恐！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這中風(fēng)也沒比半身不遂好到哪里去吧？
                
            
            

            
                    
                腦海里頓時有畫面兒了嗷！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這病還能換的？
                
            
            

            
                    
                “一百億就一百億！給我治好就行?。　?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑：“這才對嘛！一分錢一分貨！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這自己欠的饑荒不就還上了么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                那搶來的金庫就是老婆本了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                我可真是個小機靈鬼呢！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啊對了！聽說你還搞到了個瑪雅預(yù)言石刻？那個我也蠻感興趣的，也要！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普臉一黑：“給給給！反正老子也看不懂！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是江南就地攤布一鋪，讓霍普給自己轉(zhuǎn)錢，完成了交易，還上欠款！
                
            
            

            
                    
                不愧是荒河會，金庫被搶了，還能拿出一百億，不是一般的有錢??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即讓霍普趴在地攤布上，露出了后腰！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南吐了兩口唾沫，掏出小火罐就要給霍普拔！
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普哆嗦道：( ??﹏?)“你…你又拿這玩意出來干啥？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑：“當(dāng)然是給你拔罐？小火罐打進去的，小火罐拔出來！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只是拔掉病痛的同時，同時也可能失去點其他東西，你做好心里準(zhǔn)備嗷！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普愕然：( ??? △ ??)“失去什么？你說清楚啊你？啊哈哈～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等霍普說完，他就舒服的叫出了聲，兩只小火罐已經(jīng)按在后腰上，開啟了拔除模式！
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普差點沒爽死！
                
            
            

            
                    
                可沒一會兒功夫，小火罐上就多了兩個“腎”字！
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普：?。?！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#??益??)“我…我滴腎吶！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己倆腰子怎么就沒了？火罐還能把腰子拔出來的？
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南安慰道：“別擔(dān)心！成功乃失敗他媽！多拔幾次就把病拔出來了，你這腰子…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普咬牙：“我又長出來倆！你繼續(xù)！不用管我，趕緊把病給我治好哇！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南愕然，隨即眼睛大亮！
                
            
            

            
                    
                好家伙，這…這還不等自己給沖進去呢，霍普自己就長了倆腰子出來？
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己多賺倆腰子？
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間江南看著霍普就跟看到了寶藏一樣！
                
            
            

            
                    
                人體器官無限刷新庫？
                
            
            

            
                    
                媽媽！我好像又找到生財之道了?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                于是江南就開始對霍普瘋狂拔起罐來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么肝脾肺十二指腸，就連膽都給拔出來十幾顆了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                也不知道霍普是點兒背咋的，就是沒把癱給拔出來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                急的江南又是一罐兒下去，蕭爺爺?shù)陌c可是牛批病，江南還舍不得給霍普呢！
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見小火罐上紅芒閃爍！
                
            
            

            
                    
                上面猛的多了個“種”字！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻，所有人都倒抽了一口涼氣！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南更是一個激靈！
                
            
            

            
                    
                把…把種給拔出來了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                啥是種??？“是我種下一顆種子，終于長出了果實，今天是個偉大日子～”的種么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普該不會不能生小孩了吧？
                
            
            

            
                    
                所以霍普現(xiàn)在是沒種的男人了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′-﹏-`；)“你…你沒感覺自己少點啥么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霍普疑惑：(#?????)“這次沒有?。磕愕降啄懿荒芙o我治好了？都踏馬給拔成癩蛤蟆了??！治不好可得退錢??！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可江南卻懵了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                那這“種”是什么意思？
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自暴徒的怨氣值+1003！]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自暴徒…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南：(*???)“臥槽？”