見(jiàn)千本櫻被冰封，這世界總算是消停了一點(diǎn)！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南正想著用什么辦法確認(rèn)下周遭地形，以及對(duì)面的防備力量！
                
            
            

            
                    
                好細(xì)化一下偷塔計(jì)劃，多做準(zhǔn)備，這樣才萬(wàn)無(wú)一失！
                
            
            

            
                    
                只可惜沒(méi)帶劉莽來(lái)啊，沒(méi)有雷達(dá)還真是不方便！
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是江南的目光就在千本櫻跟白蔻的身上來(lái)回流轉(zhuǎn)！
                
            
            

            
                    
                她倆誰(shuí)不怕黑呢？
                
            
            

            
                    
                而就在這時(shí)，只見(jiàn)白蔻瞳孔暴縮！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??口???)“江南弟弟！你看那邊！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南連忙用望遠(yuǎn)鏡看了過(guò)去，隨即面色驟變，倒抽了一口熱氣！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??﹏?? ?)“嘶～這下好了，不用找黑障的具體位置了，但也特喵升級(jí)成地獄難度了??？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見(jiàn)那金字塔群中，一座不起眼的金字塔頂，放著一張沙灘椅，杵著一只遮陽(yáng)傘！
                
            
            

            
                    
                而沙灘椅上則是躺著一道干瘦的身影，正是李鳴山！
                
            
            

            
                    
                頭戴墨鏡，于這廣袤無(wú)垠的庫(kù)吉沙漠金字塔尖曬太陽(yáng)！
                
            
            

            
                    
                手里端著一杯冰鎮(zhèn)的紅星二鍋頭！
                
            
            

            
                    
                好不愜意。
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻是一點(diǎn)好臉色也沒(méi)有：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (￢～￢?)“哼～人類(lèi)如今都被靈禍摧殘成這個(gè)樣子了！他倒是事不關(guān)己，還挺會(huì)享受的？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “竟然在這邊日光浴么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼皮直跳：“靠！圣星把李鳴山放在這里守塔了？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                怪不得如此放心，這事情就有點(diǎn)難辦了啊？
                
            
            

            
                    
                如果是對(duì)上李鳴山，自己這點(diǎn)本事，還真不夠看的，畢竟是跟巴德?tīng)栆粋€(gè)級(jí)別的存在！
                
            
            

            
                    
                只是李鳴山有點(diǎn)囂張?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                就這么躺金字塔頂曬日光?。靠梢?jiàn)其究竟多自信！
                
            
            

            
                    
                幸好帶了白蔻來(lái)，不然還真搞不定！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “白蔻，怎么樣？李鳴山什么等級(jí)，超凡沒(méi)？能對(duì)付的來(lái)么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻面色凝重：“應(yīng)該還沒(méi)超凡，但頂級(jí)空間系的實(shí)力你比我清楚，很麻煩！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不過(guò)我好歹有自己的域，沒(méi)那么容易死，或許能拉的?。　?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                從白蔻那不確定的語(yǔ)氣中就能看出來(lái)，她沒(méi)什么信心！
                
            
            

            
                    
                足矣見(jiàn)得李鳴山的可怕！
                
            
            

            
                    
                好在自己離得夠遠(yuǎn)，李鳴山也沒(méi)什么反應(yīng)，應(yīng)該是還沒(méi)發(fā)現(xiàn)自己三人的存在！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南撓頭：?(???益??)“嘖～看看還有沒(méi)有別人？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ……
                
            
            

            
                    
                金字塔頂，李鳴山半瞇著眼睛，歪頭看向東方。
                
            
            

            
                    
                嘴角不自覺(jué)的勾起一抹弧度，抬手扒拉下墨鏡，墨鏡落下！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? ???)
                
            
            

            
                    
                將杯中的冰鎮(zhèn)紅星二鍋頭一飲而盡，仰頭享受起日光浴來(lái)，甚至腳都忍不住跟著晃了起來(lái)！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我說(shuō)李老頭，你都在金字塔上面曬了好幾天了，也不怕被烤糊了??？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                李鳴山眼睛都沒(méi)睜開(kāi)，淡淡道：“年紀(jì)大了，曬曬太陽(yáng)補(bǔ)鈣，你管的著么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                金字塔門(mén)洞下！
                
            
            

            
                    
                斷眉薇坐在里邊躲避著太陽(yáng)的熾烤，活脫脫像是一個(gè)收景區(qū)門(mén)票的老大娘！
                
            
            

            
                    
                手里拿著一本甜寵小說(shuō)看個(gè)不停，表情有些郁悶！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??～.?? ?)“嘖～煩死了，上不了網(wǎng)真的是太無(wú)聊了，手機(jī)都戒了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “讓咱們來(lái)這鳥(niǎo)不拉屎的地方守黑障？他們?cè)趺纯赡苤肋@里有問(wèn)題？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就算是知道了又如何，現(xiàn)在都忙著應(yīng)對(duì)靈禍，哪里有功夫管這個(gè)？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這黑障的防御已經(jīng)夠嚴(yán)密了，還派人來(lái)守？是要多小心才夠？在信標(biāo)星宮里可比在這兒有意思多了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “喂！你倒是回我兩句，陪我聊聊天?。亢軣o(wú)聊的好么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而李鳴山根本不鳥(niǎo)，甚至都打起呼嚕來(lái)，顯然是睡著了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)～Zzz
                
            
            

            
                    
                ……
                
            
            

            
                    
                沙丘背面，江南舔了舔嘴唇：“斷眉薇也在，不知道有沒(méi)有玻色體！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這就有點(diǎn)不好搞了，斷眉薇同樣有薇信功能，一旦遭受攻擊，怕不是要給圣星傳訊！
                
            
            

            
                    
                要速戰(zhàn)速?zèng)Q才行！
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且玻色體是能夠看到隱身后的天線(xiàn)寶寶衣的，就是不知配合低調(diào)砂糖橘后，會(huì)有什么意想不到的效果！
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即掏出一只低調(diào)砂糖橘，神色一狠雖然副作用大了點(diǎn)，但還可以接受！
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛要吃，江南的表情就直接跟著僵??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)“臥槽！不對(duì)勁！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻迷惑道：( ??～?? ?)“怎么了？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南額頭暴汗，啞麻袋是要喊對(duì)方名字，對(duì)方答應(yīng)后，啞麻袋才會(huì)生成反此生物形態(tài)！
                
            
            

            
                    
                那特喵我要是吃了低調(diào)砂糖橘，就連聲音波動(dòng)都被隱藏了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                對(duì)方聽(tīng)不到老子喊的名字，還答應(yīng)個(gè)屁了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                還以為是砂糖橘跟啞麻袋是絕配，這特喵不是相互克制么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                系統(tǒng)寶貝搞我啊這？
                
            
            

            
                    
                哪怕是先喊完再吃，自己的存在都被發(fā)現(xiàn)了，對(duì)面自然會(huì)防備著偷襲，效果不佳了啊？
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∠(?～?? 」∠)_“喂！你還是不是個(gè)南人？磨磨蹭蹭的到底干不干了？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旁的黃毛小太妹又囂張起來(lái)了，顯然是被曬解凍了，哪怕嘴唇被凍的發(fā)紫，氣勢(shì)上也半點(diǎn)不輸！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南看著千本櫻，表情逐漸變形！
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即掏出三只啞麻袋，千本櫻兩只，白蔻一只，神色一肅！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“接下來(lái)我講的事情很重要，事關(guān)偷塔成敗，你們兩個(gè)要認(rèn)真聽(tīng)講！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人都小雞啄米式的點(diǎn)頭！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這玩意叫啞麻袋，專(zhuān)門(mén)抓人用的，塞進(jìn)袋子里就跑不掉了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “但是使用前，需要喊對(duì)方的名字，對(duì)方答應(yīng)了才能管用！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “等下你們兩個(gè)拎著啞麻袋去吸引對(duì)方注意，喊他們名字，一定要想盡辦法讓他們答應(yīng)！知道么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “然后剩下的事情，交給我就好！都記清楚沒(méi)？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻眼睛锃亮，還有這種好東西吶？
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                連忙把啞麻袋像是寶貝一樣的抱在懷里，可不知想起了什么，臉上的笑容逐漸變形！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?o?╰╯o??)“還說(shuō)那個(gè)袋鼠跳的麻袋怪不是你？莫名其妙的消失了一天一夜？該不會(huì)是把自己裝進(jìn)麻袋里跑不出來(lái)了吧？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)“哎呀呀～你可真笨，大名鼎鼎的南神也有這么窘迫的時(shí)候吶？丟丟～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南額頭青筋暴起，揚(yáng)起熱情如火小手套就要讓千本櫻感受下自己的火熱！
                
            
            

            
                    
                可千本櫻完全不懼：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶?︶?)“你打！你打呀？你才舍不得～你那么喜歡我！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你要是打了，我回去就跟鐘映雪她們告狀，說(shuō)你對(duì)我動(dòng)手動(dòng)腳，還偷看我的絕對(duì)領(lǐng)域！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一陣磨牙，臉都黑了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                行行行，不跟你一般見(jiàn)識(shí)，萊萊個(gè)腿兒的！
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即掏出綠棒子馬餅干外加榴蓮果肉！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “話(huà)不多說(shuō)先上掛！打的他們直叫爸！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                見(jiàn)兩人乖乖喝下，江南的表情陡然變得陰險(xiǎn)起來(lái)！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???????‵)“剛剛我說(shuō)的都記住了嘛？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻認(rèn)真的點(diǎn)頭：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???～??)“都記得了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南清了清嗓子：“那我考考你嗷，這麻袋的名字叫什么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻歪著頭：( ??～?? ?)“啞麻袋？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南：(???╰╯??‵)
                
            
            

            
                    
                “快！重要的事情要說(shuō)三遍才可以！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻撓頭：?(??????)“啞麻袋～啞麻袋～啞麻袋？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南：(??? ? ??)?啊～
                
            
            

            
                    
                就是這個(gè)啊，也太有感覺(jué)了吧？
                
            
            

            
                    
                “嗯！很好很好，來(lái)！你也說(shuō)三遍我聽(tīng)聽(tīng)，快點(diǎn)說(shuō)，看你記住沒(méi)？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻：(?)口(ヾ)“啞麻袋～啞咩蝶～啞…我呸你個(gè)老澀批！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說(shuō)到一半的千本櫻猛的意識(shí)到不對(duì)勁，黃黃的俏臉透著紅，一個(gè)頭捶砸在了江南的頭上！
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么鬼的考核？你就是想聽(tīng)我們說(shuō)啞麻袋啊你！
                
            
            

            
                    
                被揭穿目的江南抱著頭臉一黑！
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻壞壞道：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“你要是想聽(tīng)，也不是不可以，但是要靠自己的努力嘛！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說(shuō)話(huà)間伸出小手就朝著江南頭頂天線(xiàn)抓去！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南狠狠的打了個(gè)激靈，這黃毛小太妹是黃的沒(méi)救了?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙捏了天線(xiàn)，進(jìn)入隱身狀態(tài)！
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而白蔻還是一臉懵，根本搞不懂剛剛有什么問(wèn)題，江南哪里澀批了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                就聽(tīng)江南道：“等下?lián)艄蔀樘?hào)，然后就動(dòng)手，剩下的就是等蕭爺爺他們發(fā)信號(hào)了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說(shuō)話(huà)間就吃了一只低調(diào)砂糖橘，就連其本身氣息都消失了，完全隱匿！
                
            
            

            
                    
                就好似這個(gè)人根本不存在一樣！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南心中桀桀冷笑，李鳴山？跟圣星混是吧？
                
            
            

            
                    
                看老子用麻袋給你裝回去啊，實(shí)在不行就刪個(gè)十年八年的記憶！
                
            
            

            
                    
                說(shuō)什么也要給你拉回來(lái)啊！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ……
                
            
            

            
                    
                于此同時(shí)，一輪惶惶大日飛速掠過(guò)極地冰原！
                
            
            

            
                    
                所過(guò)之處，冰山融化，萬(wàn)物不復(fù)，以驚人的姿態(tài)狠狠的朝著信標(biāo)星宮撞去！
                
            
            

            
                    
                防御能量壁壘頓時(shí)開(kāi)啟！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “轟！”的一聲巨響！
                
            
            

            
                    
                火焰飛濺，大地融化，極光四射，一副毀天滅地的末世之景！
                
            
            

            
                    
                在耀世驕陽(yáng)的沖擊下，信標(biāo)星宮的防御依舊堅(jiān)挺！
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾瞪著眼珠子，拎著圣裁之劍氣沖沖的走了出來(lái)！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你們又…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話(huà)還沒(méi)說(shuō)完，就見(jiàn)耀世驕陽(yáng)內(nèi)的三只金錢(qián)豹當(dāng)場(chǎng)開(kāi)噴！
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火破口大罵：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?口°?)“給老子出來(lái)！瞅瞅你那個(gè)慫包樣吧！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “信不信老子打的你走到扶墻根兒，尿尿帶血絲兒？你踏馬是個(gè)der？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾暴怒：“我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧丁狂噴：“你什么你？我蕭大爺隨手一泡尿都能把你呲死！你個(gè)破爛喜之郎！狂什么狂？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火：(???益?? ??)嘖～
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你丫的能不提這事兒不了？”