眾獸的目光都集中在了九尾狐上！
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見九尾狐道：“誰說咱們只能坐以待斃了？那些玻色體都想要咱們的腫瘤了，還跟他們客氣什么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “若是真來扣老大的腫瘤，那咱們就…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間豎起爪子，朝著自己的脖頸輕輕一劃！
                
            
            

            
                    
                曳虛龍鰍當(dāng)即就炸了鱗，一臉驚懼！
                
            
            

            
                    
                =????(?﹏? ????)“我的獸祖，你瘋了么你？想要倒反天罡是咋的??？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “先不說咱們能不能對付的了玻色體，他們的強(qiáng)大你根本就不知道！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哪怕我有絕活傍身，他們想要我的命，依舊是輕而易舉，玻色體的手段不是你們能想象到的！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                翱天鸚鵡急道：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (°?°〃)“那也不能坐在這里等死?。康米鳇c(diǎn)什么才行！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                九尾狐眸光閃爍：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“老大！剛剛的戰(zhàn)斗中，那小粉毛不是說她的麻袋連玻色體都能抓的么？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我看她不像是在說謊的樣子，要是咱能把那麻袋弄到手的話，說不定還有機(jī)會！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                龍鰍猛的來了精神：“這倒是個(gè)辦法來的，那個(gè)禿瓢女還在竄！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “那些人類必然不會拋下她不管，下次再撞見他們定要好好收拾一番才行！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻嘴角直抽，我是小粉毛？
                
            
            

            
                    
                話說你們當(dāng)著我們的面兒大聲密謀真的好么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                我就站在你面前，你看我?guī)追窒駨那埃?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                打死千本櫻也沒想到，自己會在龍巢大本營里，跟壞獸們一起開會啊！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝則是拄著下巴一臉沉思。
                
            
            

            
                    
                顯然，曳虛龍鰍他們已經(jīng)不甘心被圈養(yǎng)了，有了起義的心思！
                
            
            

            
                    
                可卻畏懼于圣星玻色體的力量，實(shí)話講，江南是想要收服這群壞獸為己用的！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這也是為啥江南沒扣大白鵝跟黑狼靈珠的原因！
                
            
            

            
                    
                如今人類勢弱，任何能借用的力量都要用上！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這群虛空海里的壞獸個(gè)個(gè)星耀，還是難纏的空間系，用來對抗圣星絕對是一股不容忽視的力量！
                
            
            

            
                    
                但自己還必須拿到曲速泡，收服肯定是要收服，但沒那么容易！
                
            
            

            
                    
                畢竟相比于玻色體，龍鰍他們更不信任人類！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南正想著呢，就見金毛猩臉上泛起猥瑣的表情：
                
            
            

            
                    
                ????????‵??“先別想這個(gè)了，開心也是一天，愁悶也是一天，為啥非得悶悶不樂的？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “騷狐貍，給老大搞點(diǎn)樂子出來，也讓俺們兄弟過過眼癮！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                九尾狐眉眼含羞：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“欸～就不了吧，剛剛打了一場，還蠻累的！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可龍鰍卻來了勁頭子，拄著下巴挑了挑眉：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“整一個(gè)吧，讓弟兄們也樂呵樂呵～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝滿眼好奇，這又是要出什么幺蛾子？
                
            
            

            
                    
                九尾狐羞澀道：(?︶?︶)“那…那好吧！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                金毛猩高興壞了，呀吼一聲，連忙去一旁掰了一根狹長的紫水晶柱過來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                咔的一下杵在了水晶桌面上，眾壞獸圍了一圈，開始不住的起哄！
                
            
            

            
                    
                在眾獸期待的目光下，九尾狐邁著優(yōu)雅的狐步跳上了臺面！
                
            
            

            
                    
                毛茸茸的九條尾巴像是公主裙一樣，竟然直接人立起來，兩只前爪抓住了那紫水晶柱！
                
            
            

            
                    
                睫毛彎彎，眉眼魅惑！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ???? ? ????)“伴奏呢？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                金毛猩高呼：“來啦！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間盤坐在地，挺胸抬頭，兩拳緊握，開始有節(jié)奏的敲起自己的胸膛來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                沉悶的鼓點(diǎn)聲回蕩山洞！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝：??????????嘎～
                
            
            

            
                    
                這金毛猩還有鼓手血脈來的？不愧是悄瞇瞇的專業(yè)選手??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                與此同時(shí)，青空螳螂兩刀開始不斷地對砍，發(fā)出陣陣金屬顫音伴奏！
                
            
            

            
                    
                而一旁的翱天鸚鵡張嘴就唱上了：
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?????(°?°〃)??親愛的你呀～來跳個(gè)舞吧～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “向快樂出發(fā)，反正別停下！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                美妙的歌聲回蕩溶洞，江白鵝跟黑狼櫻直接就懵批了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                =????(??? ????)????????
                
            
            

            
                    
                臥槽哇，這鸚鵡從哪兒學(xué)的？
                
            
            

            
                    
                唱歌唱的這么好聽的么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                幾只壞獸在一起直接形成了一個(gè)小樂隊(duì)啊靠！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這群真的是靈獸？你們娛樂項(xiàng)目要不要這么豐富啊？
                
            
            

            
                    
                一定是皮套了吧？拉鎖呢？里邊絕批裝著人的啊！
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而唱著唱著，眾壞獸的目光就集中在了江南兩人的身上！
                
            
            

            
                    
                鸚鵡：??(???〃)??“誰都別說話～讓腳步踢踏～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                還挑了挑眉！
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻額頭暴汗，這是讓我也來一個(gè)的意思？我…我也不會啊我？
                
            
            

            
                    
                當(dāng)時(shí)她就僵住了，眾壞獸的眼神開始變得不對勁起來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南急了，再不整出點(diǎn)絕活，可就暴露了??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是一個(gè)起身，一把薅住黑狼櫻的狼胡子，胡子被拉的緊繃起來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻：?。。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                (??﹏???)?“咿呀！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等其掙扎，就見江白鵝展開翅膀，對著那三根胡子就彈了起來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                輕快的吉他聲頓時(shí)傳來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻都懵了，這都行？什么臨場反應(yīng)速度??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南還會彈吉他的？這么多才多藝的么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                話說不要用人家的胡子當(dāng)做琴弦，很疼的啊喂！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這還沒完，一邊彈吉他的同時(shí)，江白鵝還跳起了踢踏舞！
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩只大鵝掌不時(shí)的拍地，發(fā)出“啪啪”的脆響聲，直接跟鼓點(diǎn)融合到了一起！
                
            
            

            
                    
                米拉：(′?ж?)噗～
                
            
            

            
                    
                嵐：?(?＞ ? ＜)?“呀哈哈哈，江南哥哥好會?。　?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                笑的再大聲也不怕，龍鰍他們根本聽不到！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南也是被逼急了，不是讓腳步踢踏么？那就踢踏起來吧！
                
            
            

            
                    
                老子江白鵝一身絕活??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                青空螳螂頓時(shí)吹了個(gè)口哨：“哈哈哈，鵝哥狼姐牛啊？這絕活我之前怎么沒見過？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝額頭暴汗：
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?乛?乛???“新…新練的，夠贊吧？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                翱天鸚鵡一臉滿意，接著唱道：
                
            
            

            
                    
                “趁天還沒亮盡情狂歡吧～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “Are you ready to dance～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說完翅膀一指九尾狐！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南已經(jīng)瘋了，這鸚鵡專業(yè)干翻譯的吧？還會英語呢啊？
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見九尾狐可愛的眨了眨大眼睛，滿臉魅惑，尾巴搖擺之間，直接就抓著那水晶柱跳起舞來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                在水晶柱周遭輾轉(zhuǎn)騰挪，將完美的身材展現(xiàn)的淋漓盡致！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝瞪大了眼睛，鼻血狂噴而出！
                
            
            

            
                    
                怪不得壞獸們管九尾狐叫騷狐貍，神特喵跳舞??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                是這種舞的么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                你們到底是怎么研究出來的啊靠！
                
            
            

            
                    
                人家是鋼管舞，你這個(gè)是晶柱舞可還行？
                
            
            

            
                    
                不知道是不是單身久了，看一只狐貍都覺得眉清目秀起來了?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                而王剛已經(jīng)在捂臉了，這群靈獸閑著沒事不是釣魚就是回到山洞里蹦迪么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                這日子過的也太仙兒了吧？
                
            
            

            
                    
                造孽啊這！
                
            
            

            
                    
                曳虛龍鰍樂壞了，不住的拍著兩只魚鰭鼓脹！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “棒棒棒！還有沒有更精彩的？這不夠勁兒！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                青空螳螂當(dāng)即道：“狼姐，別客氣，上?。磕銓I(yè)的，用來伴奏著實(shí)可惜了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就是就是！狼姐上！狼姐上！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻：？？？
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?﹏?。)?“不不不！還是她跳好了，我…我不會的?。俊?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                金毛猩不干了：“凈瞎說，平日里你都搶著上的，今天怎么一反常態(tài)了？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻額頭暴汗，為啥？因?yàn)槲沂羌俚陌】?！真正的狼姐在麻袋里躺著呢?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                早知道就演大白鵝了，沒說過還要上去跳舞的啊？
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南急了，一鵝掌踹在千本櫻的后丘上：“趕緊去?。e害羞嘛～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻朝著江白鵝一陣呲牙，見他笑的都看到嗓子眼的小舌頭了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                你絕批故意的啊你，臭江南你給我等著！
                
            
            

            
                    
                都被逼到這份兒上了，也只能硬著頭皮上了??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見黑狼櫻黑著臉跳到了臺上，伴奏頓時(shí)一變，變得熱烈且激情！
                
            
            

            
                    
                翱天鸚鵡：??(?????〃)??“讓我們一起搖擺，一起搖擺哎～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “忘記所有煩惱的～一起搖擺！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒辦法的黑狼櫻只能跟著鼓點(diǎn)一起搖擺起來，狼頭狂點(diǎn)，四條腿支撐著身子有節(jié)奏的上下起伏！
                
            
            

            
                    
                直接在臺面上開始蹦迪了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝笑的瘋狂錘地，黑狼櫻還真是多才多藝，這一定就是野狼迪斯科了吧？
                
            
            

            
                    
                看著蹦迪的黑狼櫻，讓江南想起來了那只跟著節(jié)奏搖擺的土狗GIF啊靠！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “嘎嘎嘎嘎～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                笑聲堪比唐老鴨！
                
            
            

            
                    
                曳虛龍鰍：？？？
                
            
            

            
                    
                大白鵝的叫聲是這種的么？怎么總感覺哪里不對勁？
                
            
            

            
                    
                翱天鸚鵡笑道：“鵝哥今天這么有興致，你也上去好了??？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “畢竟你平常最騷了，還吟詩的，讓去rap兩句！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “給老大助助興如何？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時(shí)間，江白鵝臉上的笑容陡然僵住，冷汗從臉頰上滑落！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ????????？
                
            
            

            
                    
                而黑狼櫻卻直接抓住機(jī)會，讓你笑話我？
                
            
            

            
                    
                這次輪到你了吧？這就是傳說中的樂極生悲??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙道：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)?“來！讓我們有請MC大白鵝，閃亮登場！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝磨牙，拉兜櫻，你萊萊個(gè)腿兒，別拉我下水啊靠！
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而眾壞獸卻開始起哄了，江白鵝神色一狠，是你們逼我的??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                那就不要怪我了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江白鵝隨手掰下一根水晶柱當(dāng)做麥克風(fēng)，撲棱著翅膀就落到了黑狼櫻的頭頂！
                
            
            

            
                    
                翅膀抓著麥克風(fēng)，另一只翅膀指著曳虛龍鰍！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??????????“Are you ready? ”
                
            
            

            
                    
                曳虛龍鰍不住點(diǎn)頭，伴奏再變，愈發(fā)炸裂起來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江白鵝扁嘴一張，當(dāng)場rap起來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ???ˉ??ˉ????“鵝哥我絕活全都會～金嗓一開都得給跪！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “技驚四座帥倒狐妹～一幫渣渣根本不配！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “藥藥～切克鬧欸～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時(shí)間，溶洞中氣氛炸裂，眾壞獸哈哈大笑，紛紛給江白鵝喝倒彩！
                
            
            

            
                    
                但凡是跳著晶柱舞的九尾狐給江白鵝拋了個(gè)媚眼，一臉羞澀！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻：～(??? 3 ??)“噗哇～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                你是真的會，這直接就即興rap起來了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且還是用鵝語？這世界上到底還有什么東西能難得倒你啊喂！
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江白鵝仿佛來了興致一樣，瘋狂rap！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?????????“虛空海中誰最高貴～當(dāng)屬老大帥氣加倍！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “曲速泡他干跑人類！有誰不服直接竄碎！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                曳虛龍鰍都樂屁了，啪啪鼓掌：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (⌒ ?⌒)“哈哈哈，還得是大白鵝啊，好好好！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝咧嘴一笑：
                
            
            

            
                    
                “無敵龍鰍長命百歲～咱們老大最有智慧！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我說龍鰍你們說對！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ???????????“龍鰍龍鰍？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                rap間，話筒直接對準(zhǔn)了青空螳螂們，全場的氣氛已經(jīng)被徹底帶起來了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                全體壞獸錘胸怒吼：“對對對！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝一個(gè)華麗的轉(zhuǎn)身，轉(zhuǎn)向曳虛龍鰍！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我說龍鰍你說對！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?????????“曳虛龍鰍？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見曳虛龍鰍興奮的臉通紅，不住的點(diǎn)頭：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“啊對對對！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江白鵝：??????????
                
            
            

            
                    
                成了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                黑狼櫻正沉浸在江白鵝的激情rap中無法自拔，可猛的一怔！
                
            
            

            
                    
                嗯？江南叫龍鰍的名字了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且…它好像還答應(yīng)了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                臥槽？這都行？